Welcome traveller,
I am a teller of lies, a weaver of untruths. I can dance, sing, and in the right weather I can stand on my head. I know seven words of Latin, I have a little magic, and a trick or two. I know the proper way to meet a Dragon, I can fight dirty but not fair, I once swallowed thirty oysters in a minute. I am not domestic, I am a luxury, and in that sense, necessary.
Follow me on an adventure into invention.
Don't Forget to Stumble Us!