The Bumper Blog of Lies

November 15, 2007

Welcome to The Bumper Blog of Lies

Filed under: Random Lies — dissimulator @ 9:54 pm
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Welcome traveller,

I am a teller of lies, a weaver of untruths. I can dance, sing, and in the right weather I can stand on my head. I know seven words of Latin, I have a little magic, and a trick or two. I know the proper way to meet a Dragon, I can fight dirty but not fair, I once swallowed thirty oysters in a minute. I am not domestic, I am a luxury, and in that sense, necessary.

Follow me on an adventure into invention.

1 Comment »

  1. I welcome comments like an old friend, with caution. You can never be too sure what they have been up to. However if you really must, and I’m sure you do, add your comments here. Please no essays, links to people doing odd things to each other with beetroot or racist propaganda, because if you really think about it a bit that stuff just isn’t cool.

    Comment by Dissimulator — November 15, 2007 @ 9:54 pm


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